Brooklyn Decker… topless: SI Swimsuit model, actress, friend of the site, and wife of Andy Roddick (In that order), Brooklyn Decker did a photoshoot with photographer Mark Squires for… I’m not sure what. All I know is that this falls under the umbrella of news that we generally mention here on the site. I’m just reporting the news. The news that Brooklyn Decker did a topless photoshoot. [Egotastic is NSFW, Image via Getty]
How was he not tossed?