This is Hines Ward’s moderately tan dance partner Kym Johnson, who more than made up for her boogying companion’s insistence on channeling 1982 Richard Gere last night. Kym is from Australia, has a deep understanding of what qualifies as a woody-inducing-outfit, and appears to keep herself in scrumptious shape at the ripe age of 34.
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
“I would NEVER knowingly take a substance to gain a competitive advantage in any way.”
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.