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MLB to Take Over Los Angeles Dodgers

According to TMZ, Major League Baseball has boldly decided to launch an investigation into the finances of the L.A. Dodgers, and Bud “Bird” Selig made an announcement that he will appoint someone — likely an Adonis with unforgettable eyebrows — to “oversee the business and the day-to-day operations of the Club” due to his “deep concerns regarding the finances and operations of the Dodgers.” The move is understandable considering owner Frank McCourt, who’s more overwhelmed than Bruce Pickins covering Jerry Rice, had arranged for a $30 million loan from FOX. Aaaaand here comes the pretzels ceremonial banging of the plastic toys. [via TMZ]

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