Brandon Marshall Stabbed: Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall is in intensive care this morning after being stabbed by a woman. [UPDATE: His wife stabbed him in the stomach. She has been arrested.] Sources told Adam Schefter that Marshall was going to be OK. No other details about the incident are available yet. [ESPN]
Or will the NFL give fans Johnny Manziel? What about Winston or Mariota?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the requisite David Puddy reference.
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