Texas Longhorns: Late last week the Longhorns lost Tristan Thompson to the NBA draft, and if that had been all, Texas fans would have been thrilled. But late Friday, guards Jordan Hamilton and Cory Joseph decided to join Thompson in the NBA draft. All six players who started games for the Longhorns last season have left or graduated (though Joseph didn’t sign with an agent). Top 5? Ha. Top 25? Ha. The Big 12 will be wide open. [Statesman]
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.