Lenny Dykstra Interviews Housekeeper, Allegedly Requests Nude Massage

Former baseball player, stock market guru, and eloquent speaker Lenny Dykstra is denying allegations he stripped down to his bat and balls and requested a massage from a woman he was interviewing for a housekeeping “opportunity” that he placed an ad for on Craigslist. According to the woman’s attorney, Lenny led her to a guesthouse, gave her a box of oils, disrobed and jumped on a bed. The woman, who plans to sue, is said to be completely traumatized by the alleged events, as she has been unable to sleep and is now seeing a psychiatrist. Charlie Sheen may or may not have bailed out his “dear friend Nails.” The text you have just read is more commonly known as “Tuesday” to Lenny Dykstra. Allegedly. [via NYDN]

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