Kate Upton … there was a Royal Wedding this morning … drunk guy steals lawnmower, drives it three miles and then mows his parents’ yard … “Danbury’s Mayor Tweets Like a Rap Star” … man convicted of killing a man for broken snowmobile … big loss for the UCF hoops team … writing has entered its “punk rock” phase … here’s your political link for the day … January Jones is pregnant, but who is the father? … Superman renounces his US citizenship … “Woman Busted for Buying Prostitute for Elderly Dad in Tampa” …
Derek Lowe of the Braves was arrested for a DUI last night. [AJC]
A breakdown of every agent who represents every 1st round pick. [Sports Agent Blog]
Reggie Bush’s tweet minutes after the Saints drafted Mark Ingram. [Twitter]
God’s Gift Achiuwa commits to St. John’s. Really, that’s his name. [NYDN]
The 49ers passing on a QB in the top 10 last night probably means they’re going HAM at Kevin Kolb, right? [Mercury News]
Trivia: How many times has Mariano Rivera been taken out for another pitcher in his career? [Baseball Reference]
There sure are a lot of nervous Minnesota Vikings fans right now. [Star Tribune]
Here’s an interview where John Daly talks about Tigers Woods’ sex life. [Guyism]
Can LeBron beat the Celtics? I say yes, but I don’t think he will. [Yahoo]
I get the sense John Elway could do whatever he wants with every pick in the draft and the media in Denver would still love him. [Post]
Vancouver 1, Nashville 0. [Sun]
Muhammad Wilkerson’s breakout game in 2010 came against Penn State. Slow start, strong finish. I’m happy with the Jets’ pick.
And because I love tweaking Giants’ fans, here’s your first-round pick, Prince Amukamara, getting toasted by Oklahoma State’s Justin Blackmon. It’s all in good fun. I actually like the Prince pick. But would I be worried that he was beaten badly against a future pro? Probably a little.