Maxim's Hot 100 List Is Predictably Dumb, But It Features Erin Andrews and Arianny Celeste!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is #1 because, “Hey, who should be number 1? Aw, who cares, just draw a Victoria’s Secret model out of the hat.”

Olivia Munn checked in at #2 because she was the first to scream “I WATCHED STAR WARS OMG I AM SUPER DORK!” Better luck next year, #41 Jaimie Alexander.

Taylor Swift is #20 because an editor has an awkward 13-year-old nephew for whom he forgot to buy a birthday present a few days before the list was finalized.

Kate Middleton is #26 because she’s a princess! That’s fine, but Pippa is the big name Middleton these days.

Alison Brie is #49  because these people are idiots and don’t know how to make a proper list.

Christina Hendricks is #56 because… Oh, you can say it.

Anna Chapman is #77 because hey remember that spy thing? TOPICAL!

JWoww is #78 because Jersey Shore is still popular, right?

Danica Keller is #80 because she was cute in the 80’s and she’s still willing to pose in a bra!

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