The Rock returned to his home turf of Miami last night for the latest installment of Monday Night Raw. In addition to leading an arena-wide Pledge of Allegiance and declaring that as a youngster, he ate “more pie” in one night than King Kong Bundy at a Polish bakery, he reminisced of his victorious days as a Miami Hurricane while fiercely flashing “The U.” If memory serves me correctly, the last person to flash “The U” on this very site was smooth operating seventh grader, Zack Morris.
Hurt his groin. Returned.
The poor umpire nearly fell too.
Sad tale of Branch’s dogs also involves potential political pressure.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.