Morelia knocked off Club America 3-2. For many fans, the match was a peripheral highlight. I enjoy that Mexican TV caught this and lingered for a solid 20 seconds. Had even a second of this appeared inadvertently on TV here we would’ve had a week-long media debate about the children and been forced to self-flagellate and purify our eyeballs with rubbing alcohol. This happens frequently at Newcastle as well, though it’s tough to tell the men and women apart. [Video via 101GreatGoals]
Why he’s the highest paid player in MLS.
Allegedly stole cash, marijuana and an XBox.
Read what you will into Rose’s pending reinstatement.
Hoop and the harm.