The Roundup: Plaxico's Getting Out of Jail, Arnold's Split & Hey Magic, Remember This?

Blake Lively … he only got 8-20 years in jail? … a fantastic photo of Bill Murray … how a fast food chain is killing the middle class … “Texas Teacher Who Accused Girl Of Grieving Over Bin Laden Not Returning To Work” … this email, purportedly from Lenny Dykstra, is somewhat funny … well, this dude caught a beating … Chicago man arrested for having an alligator because “chicks dig it” … this would have been a terrifying flight to be on; anyone else ever wonder about jacking someone in that situation? …

A 5-step plan to fix the Lakers. [Mark Heisler]

NFL players, coaches violate lockout by staying in touch. As well they should. [Mike Freeman]

Very true: Brilliant Pacquiao’s prime is being squandered. [Wetzel]

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated. [LA Times]

Dennis Rodman’s 50th birthday party will be at a jiggle joint. [NY Post]

Mercurial Milton Bradley’s MLB career is probably over. [Jerry Brewer]

Microsoft to buy Skype for $8.5 billion? [WSJ]

Plaxico Burress will be out of jail in a few weeks. [NY Post]

Tennessee teacher arrested for allegedly having sex with two students; her ex-boyfriend turned her in. [Commercial-Appeal]

Wouldn’t it be nice if Floyd Mayweather and his entourage quit acting like clowns? [LVRJ]

Whitney Houston’s back in rehab. [MTV]

Speaking of classless, Magic, remember this bush-league move? [via OC Register]

Because you want to see it first!

Like and follow The Big Lead today!