The Miami Douche was courtside for Game 5 of the Heat – Celtics series last night. He was wearing the same basic outfit that he wore during the regular season except for the switch to white shorts and t-shirt. Oh, and he added a scarf. This dude is in Miami in May and he’s wearing Uggs and a scarf. And sunglasses indoors. Good lord, my blood is boiling looking at this. UGGS! For crying out loud! What do they put in the water down there? Is it the humidity that makes people do things like this? Men wear Uggs in the spring and teachers sleep with students? What a state. [Image via Getty]
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.