The Miami Douche was courtside for Game 5 of the Heat – Celtics series last night. He was wearing the same basic outfit that he wore during the regular season except for the switch to white shorts and t-shirt. Oh, and he added a scarf. This dude is in Miami in May and he’s wearing Uggs and a scarf. And sunglasses indoors. Good lord, my blood is boiling looking at this. UGGS! For crying out loud! What do they put in the water down there? Is it the humidity that makes people do things like this? Men wear Uggs in the spring and teachers sleep with students? What a state. [Image via Getty]
Who will you root for?
Two and a half years.
Welcome to September!
Does RG3 give out college credit?
Complete your eight-figure soccer transactions at 11:55PM like sensible folk.