We know that Wladamir Klitschko and super petite actress Hayden Panettiere broke up recently, but what we don’t know is why? These two extreme opposites seemed so happy together. Only a horrible monster could have broken them up. It might have been The Sanchize.
Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez really seems to be fond of alluring Hayden Panettiere. The two were spotted Wednesday night at Beacher’s Madhouse in LA, where they shared cocktails and whispered to each other. A witness said, “They were clearly trying to hide their affection. They used their friends as a buffer, but it didn’t work so well.” Panettiere was also seen chatting away with Sanchez at a party in LA in February, and the two partied together with other friends in Vegas two weeks ago.
How dare he. Let’s all pray that this ends with Klitschko beating Sanchez up at a McDonald’s so we can all watch it over and over again on YouTube.