Chad Ocho Cinco fell off a bull last night, lasting an incredible 1.5 seconds before hitting the ground hard. It’s an obvious publicity ploy, but you probably want to see a photo of him hitting the ground harder than when Troy Polamalu jacks him across the middle, so here you go.
There are many reasons that the owners and players need to get together, find common ground, and end the lockout. The most obvious reason, though, is to keep Chad Ocho Cinco from playing a tennis match against Serena Williams in the Super Dome or jumping the Grand Canyon.
[photo via Andy Watson, bullstockmedia.com]