This soothing photograph of Rory McIlroy destroying a bottle of Jäger was apparently posted to Twitter by McIlroy himself, though there’s no trace of it now. It’s hard to believe the photo wasn’t taken just minutes after his disastrous final round at the Masters that was so bad Shane McMahon felt obliged to console the young Irish golfer. But the dude did turn 22 less than two weeks ago, so Jäger without the glass is probably as routine as waking up with a ballbag drawn on his cheek. [via Sports Crackle Pop; The Sun]
Kirk Ferentz is going to be soo ready for that fake punt call, Les.
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How many wacky things happened yesterday? Let us count the ways.
Good luck trying to pawn those Fossil Watches with the bowl game logo.