This soothing photograph of Rory McIlroy destroying a bottle of Jäger was apparently posted to Twitter by McIlroy himself, though there’s no trace of it now. It’s hard to believe the photo wasn’t taken just minutes after his disastrous final round at the Masters that was so bad Shane McMahon felt obliged to console the young Irish golfer. But the dude did turn 22 less than two weeks ago, so Jäger without the glass is probably as routine as waking up with a ballbag drawn on his cheek. [via Sports Crackle Pop; The Sun]
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.