Bored and severely broke retired baseball player Lenny Dykstra has been formally charged with a total of 23 felonies and 2 misdemeanors, including possession of cocaine and ecstasy. The charges stem from the search of Dykstra’s home back on April 14 when he was arrested for bankruptcy fraud. According to TMZ, also found during the search of the Twizzler-loving star’s home was Somatropin, better known as HGH. He’ll be arraigned in Los Angeles at some point this afternoon and his bail has been set at $500,000.
It’s worth noting that the last time we heard from Nails, he was attempting to break Doc Gooden out of rehab and interviewing housekeepers in the nude. At this point, Lenny’s life makes Game of Thrones look like an episode of Mr. Bean.