Let’s see if we can make this as painless as possible: Kim Kardashian is engaged to her boyfriend of six months, basketball player Kris Humphries. Some guy on the Patriots – Bret Lockett, special teamer, you’ve never heard of him – is making claims he has been having some type of affair for the last five months with Kardashian.
Kardashian has sicced lawyers on Lockett; he says he’s willing to provide evidence in court (texts, sexts) if he has to. All reports make it seem as if Lockett has never actually met Kardashian.
“This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story in a sad attempt to ruin my relationship!?!?! It’s just shameful and this guy should feel ashamed and humiliated. Is this your pathetic attempt for attention? I’ll be damned if anyone, especially some loser I’ve never even met, is going to try to come between Kris and me.”
Welp, that about covers it.
Oh, I forgot – Kardashian’s pre-nup with Humphries states the NBA player gets nothing of her fortune, regardless of what happens. And lastly, Humphries, perhaps feeling empowered with all his newfound fame, has fired his agent. [Boston Herald]