Italian club Novara earned promotion to Serie A for the first time since 1956, beating Padova 2-0 in a playoff final. Goalkeeper Jimmy Fontana got a little excited, if “by a little excited” you mean ran around with a fire extinguisher while not wearing pants and began intimately kissing someone while they were being interviewed. [101 Great Goals]
Adam Schefter Nearly Drove Off the Road in a Blizzard When He Got a Text About the LeSean McCoy Trade
Be careful out there, sportswriters.