One North Carolina Football Player Received 93 Parking Tickets Under Nine License Plate Numbers
By Jason McIntyre
"one UNC football player accrued 93 parking tickets under nine license plate numbers between October 2007 and August 2009 … The plates in question corresponded to cars including a gray Dodge, a gray Nissan, a black Acura, a black Honda and a green BMW, according to the records … All of the cars included in the records belonged to the student, a parent, a grandparent or a fellow student, according to the release."
The football player was not named, unfortunately, and Butch Davis – how this man hasn’t lost his job is one of the greatest offseason college football mysteries – probably won’t have to address this. Elementary math tells me the unnamed football player racked up four tickets a month in that span, which probably directly correlates to the number of classes said football player attended per month. [Daily Tar Heel]