That’s what the student newspaper, the Daily Tar Heel, claims:
one UNC football player accrued 93 parking tickets under nine license plate numbers between October 2007 and August 2009 … The plates in question corresponded to cars including a gray Dodge, a gray Nissan, a black Acura, a black Honda and a green BMW, according to the records … All of the cars included in the records belonged to the student, a parent, a grandparent or a fellow student, according to the release.
The football player was not named, unfortunately, and Butch Davis – how this man hasn’t lost his job is one of the greatest offseason college football mysteries – probably won’t have to address this. Elementary math tells me the unnamed football player racked up four tickets a month in that span, which probably directly correlates to the number of classes said football player attended per month. [Daily Tar Heel]