The Roundup: Jordan Jefferson on Presidential Jeffersons, Jeff Van Gundy's Doppleganger, Angry Birds & the Whole Foods Rap

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The Oklahomas needed a bailout from the Big 12 to cover the cost of all those unsold bowl game tickets. [Tulsa World]

This one’s for fans of flaming desserts. [St. Pete Times]

Neat story about the origin of the NIKE swoosh. [Oregonian]

Jordan Jefferson doesn’t know his Presidential Jeffersons. [Black Sports Online]

Here’s a wild tale of an allegedly drunk mom in Florida. Who bares their breasts to strangers? [Bay News 9]

Everything about the Cincinnati Bengals sucks. [Cincinnati.com]

The biggest catfish in the history of the World Universe Solar System. [Discovery]

Reclusive porn king resides in Philadelphia. [Inquirer]

Might former San Diego State forward Kevin Young wind up at Kansas? [The Shiver]

How long will it take treasure hunters to find Bin Laden’s body? Assuming, of course, you think the US actually dumped him in the ocean. [Slate]

As newspapers go hog wild with FOIAs, you get stories like this: “Florida self-reported two secondary violations in football to the SEC and NCAA in January, less than a week after new coach Will Muschamp took over.” [Sentinel]

Would you send your kids to a Tea Party summer camp? [Wash Post]

San Francisco’s just getting weird. Banning goldfish? [SF Gate]

I know it’s old, but this is quite good.

Nice hands, Lorenzo Romar. [via National Hoops Report]

Benji Bronk got Weiner. Again.

This circulated on the web yesterday and I thought it was funny; only now I’m seeing it is a few months old and has been viewed nearly two million times on You Tube. Oh well. [via Pablo Torre]