A husky kid scored in a high school lacrosse game, prompting Kudda.com’s Booker Corrigan to break out the lyrics to Big Poppa. He’s apparently notorious (ba-boom-tish) for this sort of thing. A labored, familiar pop-culture reference sledge-hammered into a broadcast. This must be what it felt like listening to Chris Berman in 1985. [Video via Awful Announcing]
The Edmonton Cavaliers…
Liverpool gonna Liverpool…
Why he’s the highest paid player in MLS.
Allegedly stole cash, marijuana and an XBox.
Read what you will into Rose’s pending reinstatement.