Cameron Diaz was on Letterman last night to promote Bad Teacher. Dave did our job and asked her about her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez. Diaz went on to explain that they’re just a normal couple and eventually they get around to the Super Bowl popcorn incident. Diaz said she only fed A-Rod one piece of popcorn the entire night and the cameras just happened to catch it. Then the rich and happy couple spent the next few days el-oh-el-ing about the hilarious incident. Turns out we weren’t laughing at them, we were laughing with them.
Or will the NFL give fans Johnny Manziel? What about Winston or Mariota?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the requisite David Puddy reference.
Golf is an emotional game, deal with it.