The Roundup: Phillie Phanatic Drilled by Foul Ball, Vancouver Riot Damage Estimated at $4-5 Million & 'Popcorn Brain'

Scarlett Johansson … congrats to Mad Men’s Jon Hamm … this Southwest Airlines pilot probably made some enemies … will he get a front-page apology? … does George Clooney’s resume match Derek Jeter’s? … surprised the Washington Post passed on this illegal immigrant’s tale … this story about a supposedly-dead woman waking up at her own funeral – and then dying – is absurd … video of a Katy Perry photo shoot … the Whitey Bulger capture story keeps getting better and better … check out this fool’s mugshot … sunken treasure! …near the end of this video, John Leguizamo blasts Steven Seagal …

What the hell is going on with all these sexual assault cases involving athletes at Marquette? [Tribune]

To prove the Rays still have no fans, ESPN used a photo from 2004. [Rays Index]

The Mayor of Vancouver probably will take heat for the estimated $4-5 million in damages that took place after the 7th game of the Stanley Cup. [CTV]

Right now, could you make the argument that Prince Fielder has more value on the free agent market than Albert Pujols? [SI]

The story of how Merv Lindsay ended up in Kansas. [KC Star]

Too much internet could give you popcorn brain. [CNN]

When you read this headline, you’ll know it’s Florida. [Herald Tribune]

Attempting to assess the value of lost revenue from the Reggie Bush and OJ Mayo scandals. [LA Times]

JR Smith’s girlfriend has a lot of tattoos. [Black Sports Online]

The gays vs. ESPN’s Jemele Hill. [Out Sports]

Georgia drove a lot of its illegal immigrants out of the state, but now, there’s a labor shortage. Apparently, nobody wants to harvest “blueberries, onions, melons and other crops.” [AJC]

The Phillie Phantic took this foul ball to the throat, and ended up in the hospital. He was fine.

Here are some drunk girls fighting. [via Guyism]

Whee! [via Hot Clicks]

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