Scarlett Johansson … congrats to Mad Men’s Jon Hamm … this Southwest Airlines pilot probably made some enemies … will he get a front-page apology? … does George Clooney’s resume match Derek Jeter’s? … surprised the Washington Post passed on this illegal immigrant’s tale … this story about a supposedly-dead woman waking up at her own funeral – and then dying – is absurd … video of a Katy Perry photo shoot … the Whitey Bulger capture story keeps getting better and better … check out this fool’s mugshot … sunken treasure! …near the end of this video, John Leguizamo blasts Steven Seagal …
What the hell is going on with all these sexual assault cases involving athletes at Marquette? [Tribune]
To prove the Rays still have no fans, ESPN used a photo from 2004. [Rays Index]
The Mayor of Vancouver probably will take heat for the estimated $4-5 million in damages that took place after the 7th game of the Stanley Cup. [CTV]
Right now, could you make the argument that Prince Fielder has more value on the free agent market than Albert Pujols? [SI]
The story of how Merv Lindsay ended up in Kansas. [KC Star]
Too much internet could give you popcorn brain. [CNN]
When you read this headline, you’ll know it’s Florida. [Herald Tribune]
Attempting to assess the value of lost revenue from the Reggie Bush and OJ Mayo scandals. [LA Times]
JR Smith’s girlfriend has a lot of tattoos. [Black Sports Online]
The gays vs. ESPN’s Jemele Hill. [Out Sports]
Georgia drove a lot of its illegal immigrants out of the state, but now, there’s a labor shortage. Apparently, nobody wants to harvest “blueberries, onions, melons and other crops.” [AJC]
The Phillie Phantic took this foul ball to the throat, and ended up in the hospital. He was fine.
Here are some drunk girls fighting. [via Guyism]
Whee! [via Hot Clicks]
Stephen Colbert, funny guy.