The greatest thing that happened on the internet today was when Darnell Dockett, the mouthy defensive end of the Arizona Cardinals, got pulled over by police in Maryland*. Dockett began tweeting about the encounter in real-time because police wanted to search his car. Read from the bottom up.
It could just be that the cop who pulled Dockett over was a Ravens fan. You know they hook those guys up.
* Dockett was in Maryland for a free football camp over the weekend, and didn’t give off any indications he had gone back to Arizona. However, he could have been in DC or even Virginia. But in my experiences with police in the area, I would have to guess it was Maryland police. They’re the worst.