Dirk Nowitzki is having just as much fun celebrating his NBA championship as the Stanley Cup trophy is during its scandalous travels with the Boston Bruins. The notoriously boozy German made his latest (and final?) party stop in his hometown of Wuerzburg to celebrate with what appears to be a crowd larger than the number of extras used in Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones. Dirk was even generous enough to allow his armpit get in on the action and refresh itself with a couple of ice cold beers. Even in celebration, he still shares the beer.
Your sports offerings this evening are… a plethora of baseball games and well, nothing. I’m sorry to say, but Norway took on Equatorial Guinea in the Women’s World Cup at 8:45 this morning. You may now latch onto your favorite Starting Lineup figurine and cry yourselves to sleep.