Any shot this balance – I’m a bit skeptical that it is even real; if you’ve got $99 million, there’s zero chance you have it in a savings account, but I’ll play along, anyway – belongs to an athlete? My guess would be Gilbert Arenas. [via Dealbreaker]
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.