Here’s a too-good-to-be-true video (Language is NSFW) of some people setting off some bootleg fireworks in the street when something goes wrong and a Michael Bay movie breaks out. This video will serve as a PSA as to why you should never mess around with fireworks unless you’re a trained professional. Of course, the resulting low-flying light and sound show is pretty sick. I guess it can go either way.
It’s not like Texas has options right now.
Clean up in aisle four!
Roc in Seattle? Seems doubtful.