Roy Oswalt and His Problematic "Bulging Dick"
By Tim Ryan
Last night on Daily News Live in Philly, one of the panelists asked Ricky Bottalico if injured pitcher Roy Oswalt could be a factor for the Phillies at any point the rest of the way. Bottalico responded by saying “a bulging dick.. disc in your back for a pitcher is a problem,” followed by a fantastic smirk and laughter from Michael Barkann and company. Innocent mistakes like the storied “dick” for “disc” swap are always more enjoyable when the on-air talent acknowledges the amusing error rather than pretend nothing happened.
Just to be clear, Roy Oswalt does not have a bulging dick but allegedly once contracted gonorrhea after riding his prized bulldozer in a bathing suit.
Ricky Bottalico Discusses the “Bulging Dick” in Roy Oswalt’s Back [Crossing Broad]