Soccer Player Paul Gallagher Joins Twitter, Tells World He's Off To "Smash" His Wife

Off to bed to smash @HayleyGa11agher back doors in ,,

Hayley played it off, telling followers not to pay any attention to her husband. After perusing her Twitter pictures (Hey, it’s my job) I don’t think she was offended by Paul’s claim. In addition to standard shots of friends and family, she’s also pretended to cut off a finger to scare a friend and posted a picture of her husband’s dump that he was especially proud of. (You were warned.)

[@Gally_7, Metro via @AndyGlockner]