There are 10 headlines on this screengrab from ESPN.com, which was taken last night. One, approximately one, involves Major League Baseball, though it’s generously split into two items: The Indians are looking the buy and the Mariners won’t deal King Felix.
Considering we’re coming up on the trade deadline — Carlos Beltran? B.J. Upton? Cousin Yuri? — along with the Pirates being screwed in the 19th inning and the reeling Mariners inevitable tryst with unwanted history, it’s fair to expect just a bit more than what we have here.