The Roundup: Mila Kunis is Fluent in Russian, Matt Damon Defends Teachers, Zach Miller to Seattle & NFL to Test for HGH?
By Jason McIntyre
Seattle Zach Miller is a nice addition for the Seahawks, even at 5-years for $34 million. [Seattle Times]
The big loser in the Miller move? Oakland QB Jason Campbell, who lost his safety blanket. [Oakland Trib]
Favorite story of the day: Pittsburgh secondary coach Ray Horton left the Steelers for the Cardinals, and on his way out, sold his Benz SL 500 to a cafeteria worker for $20. [Post Gazette]
Ray Guy has to sell his Super Bowl rings. [Sports Collectors Daily]
My 2nd favorite story of the day: there was a lottery loophole in Massachusetts, and an elderly couple exploited it. [ABC News]
Mike Francesa and the Jets are friendly again! Maybe! [Newsday]
Good, albeit sad, read about Hideki Irabu. [Slate]
“An injured Oregon woman who spent three nights in the Mount Hood National Forest after tumbling off a cliff says she ate berries, drank from a creek and tried to scoot to safety on her bottom because she couldn’t walk.” [AP]
Tommie Harris, who used to play for the Bears, has signed with the Colts. [Tribune]
Chrissy Teigen at home, cooking in her underwear and a t-shirt? Sure. [Esquire]
Is Tiger a good gamble at 18:1 at Bridgestone? [The 20th Hole]
“The vacationing woman was rushed to the hospital Sunday morning when she was struck by a Beach Patrol pickup that was making a U-turn in Daytona Beach Shores. ” [News Journal]
Is the NFL about to test for HGH? [NYT]
Meet the Philadelphia Eagles’ defensive coordinator, Juan Castillo. I guess he’s Erik Spoelstra in this Miami Heat analogy, right? [Inquirer]
Winners, slugging it out at a NASCAR race. [via Busted Coverage]
Go on with your bad self, Matt Damon.
Kevin Durant flushes a nice alley-oop in another pick-up game in NYC. [via Slam]
Mila Kunis speaking Russian > Bradley Cooper speaking French. [via the Daily What]