Last night Rays shortstop Sean Rodriguez hit a foul ball directly into a garbage bin located in a special seating area between first base and right field. Almost instantaneously, one barbaric adult male lifted the lid and began to rummage through the trash like Mr. Peepers in a determined effort to seize the baseball, and possibly an apple. Not to be outdone, another Neanderthal joined the fray and naturally, the two idiots began to joust with one another to the point no one went home with the foul ball. Security appropriately ruled to leave the ball in the trash can.
Analytics might have come in handy.
They met at the NBA conference Finals.
Third legal incident this calendar year.
It’s been less than a year since Goodell needed to hear from Ray Rice directly.