The Roundup: Kim Clijsters is Cool, a Fantastic Seinfeld-Brokeback Mountain Video & is Tim Tebow Entitled?

Anne Hathaway … a lengthy but gripping read … Arizona man accidentally shoots himself in the penismarried teacher charged with having sex with five high school students on the same day, while all of them were in the room … bikinis, bar codes, buttsApple was briefly the most valuable US company … chefs with rolling pins chase away rioters at Notting Hill restaurant … Doc Rivers bought a nice penthouse … hey Jeremy Irons, STFU … why does anyone take the S&P seriously? …

Texas safety arrested Monday after he allegedly threw a repo woman to the ground. Police documents claim she was trying to repossess his car. [Statesman]

Kim Clijsters doesn’t know who Snooki and JWoww are. I love Kim Clijsters. [SI]

This is a very good read about Ryne Sandberg’s new life as a minor league manager. [Fox]

A Premier League primer. [That’s on Point]

Read this before you select MJD in your fantasy draft. [RotoWorld]

Rutgers cheerleaders, anyone? [Frathouse Sports]

New Lakers coach Mike Brown bought a sick house in the Anaheim Hills. [OC Register]

Why we root for Tiger, but not LeBron. [Fox Sports]

Nice read about former Texas RB Chris Ogbonnaya, who is trying to make the Texans. [Chronicle]

Did anyone else get the vibe that Tim Tebow felt entitled? I never did. [Colorado Springs Gazette]

Janoris Jenkins says he’d still be playing for the University of Florida if Urban Meyer was still the coach. [Sentinel]

Speaking of Tebow, he does not want to be associated with Hormone Replacement Therapy ads. [Outkick the Coverage]

Boy trapped underwater for 20 minutes by a riptide – his pulse was lost – is recovering. [Oregonian]

Earl Clark is leaving the Orlando Magic to play in China for “high six-figures.” [Yahoo Sports]

I found this drunk clown rather comical. Too bad you don’t see the actual knock-down.

A Seinfeld-Brokeback Mountain mash-up? Yes, please. This is splendid. [via Traina]

Omar Bravo’s bad acting following a red card prompted the announcer to say, “get the Mexican off the field.” [via Kickette]

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