Roundup: Baseball Attendance, Movie Pep Talks, Redneck Olympics and London Riots

Attendance figures may not be down, but actual attendance sure is. (Biz of Baseball)

Lopez Tonight has been canceled. Riots expected to reach America this weekend. (LA Times)

The 25 best movie pep talks. (IFC)

People want Bert and Ernie to get married. (Baltimore Sun)

A guide to playground hoops in NYC. (COMPLEX)

Logan Mankins got paid. (Boston Herald)

UFC’s Joseph Benavidez’s first professional fight was in a bar. He wore Target underwear. (MMA Fighting)

Things aren’t going so great in Dubai. (The Independent)

Texas A&M tennis player looks good off the court. (FratHouseSports)

Jeremy Irons thinks the ladies should learn to deal with a little pat on the behind. No biggie. (RTE)

A woman lied to her boyfriend and went to Aruba with a guy she met on Match.com and now she has disappeared. That’s why you never meet people on the internet. (MyFoxDC)

College football offseason report in MS Paint. (Prevail and Ride)

Curious about the inflatable rat at Union protests? (MentalFloss)

Golf’s next big thing? NHOH. (USA Today)

The Redneck Olympics. (Above The Law)

Paul Rudd is pretty funny.

The riots have reached Manchester.