Ryan Braun, the most eligible (and richest?) bachelor in Milwaukee, was called upon to help judge Milwaukee Bucks’ cheerleading tryouts. Afterward, a couple of the potential cheerleaders were interviewed about how giddy the experience was of dancing in front of Braun. I got the impression that if Braun were to go out to any bar in Milwaukee, he could simply point at any female and have a 100% success rate. Here are some random photos of Braun with women in the event you wanted to know what the cheerleaders are up against.
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.