An international report claims that the Greatest Soccer Player On The Planet, Lionel Messi, got married to Antonella Roccuzzo this month in Ibiza. Brush up on your Spanish and check this twitter feed. Messi’s family is denying it. I’m not sure what to believe, but this isn’t the first time the rumor has surfaced. I do, however, believe Antonella Roccuzzo is an fetching female who looks terrific in a bikini. Here’s a photo of Roccuzzo standing in the ocean. She’s wearing a thong, so I suppose it’s NSFW. Here are two more photos of her in a thong on a Yacht. [via Kickette]
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.