The Roundup: MLS Goalie Hit in the Face - and Bloodied - by a Bobblehead, USC Trojans Lose Jio Fontan For the Year & Anne Hathaway Raps

Aubrey O’ Day … “Bigamy Suspect Doesn’t Remember Marrying First Wife” … photos of Kanye West with white people … “Honest Japanese return $78 million in cash found in earthquake rubble” … if you like dogs, this link is for you … hottest TV traffic reporter? I vote the girl in the maroon … are you a role model? … “a new invention that allows TVs to automatically mute whenever your least favorite people pop on TV” … creative GIF of Perry & Bachman eating a hot dogBono has a stake in Facebook worth about $1 billion … do you find Wolf Blitzer dull? … two of the West Memphis three will be released today … this Vermont sexting ring story is crazy …

Why did the Post-Standard’s website announce Michael Jordan’s daughter is going to attend Syracuse? [Syracuse.com, Black Sports Online]

Huge loss for USC: its best player, Jio Fontan won’t play this year due to an ACL injury. [LA Times]

Mitch McGary, a 6-foot-10 19-year-old who has been compared to Tyler Hansbrough, could make the NBA leap without playing in college. [Indiana Rivals]

Barrett Trotter has won the starting QB job on the Auburn Tigers. [AL.com]

Here’s the retort to Warren Buffett’s much-talked about op-ed piece a few days ago. [WSJ]

An HGH test finally nabbed someone! [SI]

The Miami assistant basketball coach who allegedly gave $10k to a recruit, won’t face punishment at Western Kentucky (where he is now). [Herald]

Video of an interesting Rick Perry encounter in Iowa. [Economist]

University of Miami President Donna Shalala, in early August, before the Yahoo Sports blockbuster: “I have no tolerance,” she insisted, “for breaking rules.” [TIME]

Denver sports fans may want to take a look at this. [Business Journals]

Yes, it is sad that the MLB Players Union will defend a loser like Carlos Zambrano. [CBS Sports]

“… we are living in an increasingly post-idea world — a world in which big, thought-provoking ideas that can’t instantly be monetized are of so little intrinsic value that fewer people are generating them and fewer outlets are disseminating them …” [NYT]

Padres prospect has to quit baseball due to rare condition. [MLB.com]

How Marty and Doc Brown first met. Tremendous. [MovieLine]

Villanova basketball Isaiah Armwood is transferring. [Goodman]

Anderson Cooper can’t stop laughing at this poop joke. He starts with pee jokes for the first 2 minutes, and around the 2:30 mark, the poop arrives, and the laughter begins.

Anne Hathaway rapped on Conan.

Babysitter arrested for … geez, how could anyone be so stupid?

MLS keeper goes for a drink of water and someone hurls a bobblehead at him. The keeper was cut under his eye, but remained in the game. Good thing this didn’t happen in Philly! [via Hot Clicks]

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