Roundup: Reporter Asks Soccer Player to Autograph Her Butt, Richmond Football Coach Resigns After DWI, & Sally Jenkins on Pat Summitt

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Richmond football coach Latrell Scott got his second DWI in “5-10 years” and abruptly resigned. The season is less than two weeks away. [Collegian]

The Rangers could be World-Series bound, and have the best home record in baseball … but why aren’t fans filling the Ballpark? [Star-Telegram]

Dayne Crist is Notre Dame’s starting QB, and did you know coming out of high school, he was rated higher than Andrew Luck? [South Bend Trib]

Sally Jenkins is tight with Tennessee coach Pat Summitt, and that friendship produced a very strong column on the Vols’ coach who is battling an early onset of dementia. [Post]

Good way to remove yourself from a 3-way QB competition: Get arrested. Sophomore Barry Brunetti was named the starter. [Ledger]

Former USC star Taylor Mays is now with the Cincinnati Bengals. [Inquirer]

Nice usage of “Jimmer-mania.” [Herald Extra]

This column was made for talk radio: the Cubs should hire Ozzie Guillen! [Sun-Times]

Darrell Issa, House Oversight and Government Reform committee chairman, vs. the NYT. [Union Trib, NYT]

Looking for some beef behind Reggie Bush, the Dolphins signed problem child Larry Johnson. [Herald]

Roger Goodell, hypocrite? [Joe Bucs Fan]

This nutjob knocked on people’s doors and when they answered it, he stabbed them. [Times]

College basketball winners and losers from the July recruiting period. [Rush the Court]

Former Viking offensive lineman Bryant McKinnie is now a member of the Baltimore Ravens. [Sun]

George C. Scott is not a fan of Colin Cowherd. [via Michigan Zone]

At the :45 mark, this reporter pulls her pants down to reveal a thong, in hopes a soccer player would sign her rear end. [via Unprofessional Foul]

I challenge you to find a more hilarious Associated Press video this week. Is this really how they roll in Kentucky? And yes, this video is real.

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