Stealing the stage was starting pitcher and prince of glamor, Cole Hamels, who brought back memories of Ace Ventura after striking this pose on the runway. No word on whether he treated the giving audience to a violent pelvic thrust, but he appears to be on the cusp of either that or air-spanking an ass.
Hamels actually comes across as a nice, level-headed guy, though I guess it’s been awhile since I’ve heard him speak because he sounds about as manly as the drive-thru guy at Krusty Burger:
[via The 700 Level]
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