Hope Solo, Ron Artest On Next Season of Dancing With The Stars
If you actually watch DWTS, then the highlights of your night will be Jay Cutler’s ex-finace, Kristin Cavallari and George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis learning to dance before the women of America vote them off for being too pretty.
Meanwhile, Chaz Bono will advance because he’s trying so damn hard! David Arquette “joined the show to bring positivity to his life.” There’s nothing better for your self-esteem than having three judges tell you how bad you are at something. Then again, maybe Deputy Dewey is a good dancer.
Nancy Grace and Ricki Lake will also be involved. Plus Chynna Phillips (of Wilson Phillips!) and someone(s) named Carson Kressley and J.R. Martinez. What incredible star power!