ABC announced the new lineup for Dancing With The Stars last night. As usual, the DWTS team tapped some athletes, some television personalities and some people who are famous because you’ve heard of them. From the sports world, you get new soccer sex icon Hope Solo and Ron Arest or whatever stupid name they call him when the show airs. Also, brother of jock ****ers Kim and Khloe and Page 2 contributor, Robert Kardashian. Man. First Erin Andrews and now Rob Kardashian. ESPN gets all their top talent on DWTS.
If you actually watch DWTS, then the highlights of your night will be Jay Cutler’s ex-finace, Kristin Cavallari and George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis learning to dance before the women of America vote them off for being too pretty.
Meanwhile, Chaz Bono will advance because he’s trying so damn hard! David Arquette “joined the show to bring positivity to his life.” There’s nothing better for your self-esteem than having three judges tell you how bad you are at something. Then again, maybe Deputy Dewey is a good dancer.
Nancy Grace and Ricki Lake will also be involved. Plus Chynna Phillips (of Wilson Phillips!) and someone(s) named Carson Kressley and J.R. Martinez. What incredible star power!