If you are as big of a fan of sham weddings as I am, then you are absolutely going to love this story. Kris Humphries, who just married Kim Kardashian a little over a week ago, ended up sitting across the aisle on a recent flight from the man his new wife made a sex tape with a few years ago. You remember? The sex tape that made her famous and started the chain of events that caused her to marry Kris Humphries? If Kris Humphries were Marty McFly, Ray J banging Kim Kardashian on a flip cam was his version of the Enchantment Under The Sea dance.
Make it sound sexy, Page 6:
After minutes of “awkward silence,” Ray J walked up to Humphries’ seat to congratulate him, but Kris acted like he didn’t recognize him. According to a source, “Ray J said, ‘Come on, you know who I am. I just want to say congratulations.’ Then Kris, realizing he was cornered, said, ‘Oh yeah, yeah, I’m sorry I know who you are.’
That kind of sounds like the kind of thing a celebrity would say to someone when they have no idea who they are, but that person thinks they should. And in all fairness to Humphries, if I hadn’t watched For The Love Of Ray J religiously (What up, Fiesty?), I probably wouldn’t recognize the dude either. All Humphries has to do is prove that he has no interest in reality television or the people on it and I’ll believe he didn’t recognize the guy who made a sex tape with his wife who is a reality television star and oops forget I said anything.
This one’s for you, Kris. Don’t worry, your kids will love it.
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