Quidditch began at prissy Northeastern schools. Like other irritating fads and football conferences, it has expanded its footprint, now encompassing the nation’s moderate achievers in the Midwest. Here are some highlights from one of Michigan State’s epic triumphs. Fear not, there were no riots. It’s like “ultimate,” for people who need that extra bit of douchey irony. If you’re wagering on the number of unnecessary headbands and bandanas, take the over. For fairness and balance.
He was an end for the University of Houston.
He’s having a great time.
There’s only one Zlatan.
The inivitable apology less than 24 hours after inflammatory tweet.