Quidditch began at prissy Northeastern schools. Like other irritating fads and football conferences, it has expanded its footprint, now encompassing the nation’s moderate achievers in the Midwest. Here are some highlights from one of Michigan State’s epic triumphs. Fear not, there were no riots. It’s like “ultimate,” for people who need that extra bit of douchey irony. If you’re wagering on the number of unnecessary headbands and bandanas, take the over. For fairness and balance.
The Packers, Ravens and Eagles – a combined 15-5 – are short road underdogs. Hmmm.
Not today, young fella.
Coach got a one-game suspension, too.
He couldn’t do this again if he tried.