Quidditch began at prissy Northeastern schools. Like other irritating fads and football conferences, it has expanded its footprint, now encompassing the nation’s moderate achievers in the Midwest. Here are some highlights from one of Michigan State’s epic triumphs. Fear not, there were no riots. It’s like “ultimate,” for people who need that extra bit of douchey irony. If you’re wagering on the number of unnecessary headbands and bandanas, take the over. For fairness and balance.
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It’s October! One of the top three months of the year! November is 1st, then March, then October.
Not Ned Yost’s finest hour.
He was probably lying, though.