Quidditch began at prissy Northeastern schools. Like other irritating fads and football conferences, it has expanded its footprint, now encompassing the nation’s moderate achievers in the Midwest. Here are some highlights from one of Michigan State’s epic triumphs. Fear not, there were no riots. It’s like “ultimate,” for people who need that extra bit of douchey irony. If you’re wagering on the number of unnecessary headbands and bandanas, take the over. For fairness and balance.
Missouri is giving Kentucky the business tonight (to the extent the 7-19 Tigers are capable of that). With the game tight at halftime, and (…)
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Big trade for Magic on Day 1.
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The Bears are trying desperately to unload Jay Culter.
Sammy Sosa compared himself to Jesus when asked about performance-enhancing drug allegations.
Rob Pelinka could be the Lakers new general manager.
She will get knocked out after one season.
The Schmo travels to Nashville and crashes the Fantasy Sports Trade Association Conference to chat from with Matthew Berry. S/O to FNTSY (…)