Quidditch began at prissy Northeastern schools. Like other irritating fads and football conferences, it has expanded its footprint, now encompassing the nation’s moderate achievers in the Midwest. Here are some highlights from one of Michigan State’s epic triumphs. Fear not, there were no riots. It’s like “ultimate,” for people who need that extra bit of douchey irony. If you’re wagering on the number of unnecessary headbands and bandanas, take the over. For fairness and balance.
“Until they have gotten to the end of the road with CM Punk, he’s still marketable in my opinion.”
Ifs and butts.
Bo knows more about head injuries now.
What a great trash talker.