Just a couple of Italian-American multi-millionaires hanging out on a football field. Here’s esteemed Michigan State coach Tom Izzo posing for a photo with esteemed bridge and tunnel trash Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The younger one made more money last year than most of us will make over our entire careers. Ponder that. Looks like he’s selling something on his shirt. That will titillate Darren Rovell. He should find the MSU offerings this evening up to his standards: sozzled, and plausibly average after 10 beers if you squint. (Update: Via esteemed MSU alum @ChrisVannini, He’s on campus filming a web series for Yobi.TV) [Photo via @SportsTop]
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.