Here’s Eli Manning talking about receiver Brandon Stokley, who just joined the Giants last week: “He had a small package, but all of a sudden his package got a lot bigger in the middle of the game.” Stokley didn’t catch a pass. He was such a non-entity that I can’t even find a photo of him from the game (hence the old Colts photo out front). Stokley’s package? I got no idea. [video via Mr. Spiegel]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.