Father Attacks Son's Coach With Ax Handle

Assault with a deadly weapon, battery on a school official, possession of a dangerous weapon, being on school grounds without registering and possession a weapon on school grounds.

Possession of a dangerous weapon. Adams didn’t use the rule of thumb which clearly states that you (allegedly) attack your son’s football coach with a stick as long as it is no bigger around than your thumb. Wait. I’m sorry. That law is only on the books in Florida and Ohio.

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