The Roundup: LeBron's McDonald's Commercial, the Stench of College Athletics, Another Funny Mugshot & Can't Hardly Wait

Minka Kelly … the mugshot of the guy in the middle is hilarious … Topix: a “cesspool of character assassination” … this Japanese tsunami video is incredible and must-see … a lawyer and his two sons survived a car bomb in Michigan … coming to a subway near you: cell phone service … George Soros talks “double-dip” … some guy in Arcade Fire vs. Matt Bonner … likely to make you sick to your stomach … helluva headline: “Roll over Einstein: Law of physics challenged” … why was a naked man delivering newspapers? … he’s 91, and a bucket of urine is involved … she’s proud to pay 700 pounds … a female office at Rikers’ island jail banged an inmate … Kate Winslet is dating someone named Ned Rocknroll … “Texas A&M Fires Its Deputy Chancellor, and He Pulls a Knife” …

Everyone point and laugh at Oklahoma. [Star Telegram]

Because we haven’t had enough Moneyball reads this week. [NYT Magazine]

High School football game canceled amid health risks and injury concerns. [Burlington Free Press]

If you’re ever in Kaziranga National Park, do NOT try to poach any rhinos. Guards in the Park can shoot to kill. [Outside Magazine]

“Drug overdose has now overtaken automobile crashes as the leading cause of accidental death in the U.S., according to an analysis of government data.” [Time]

What do test scores tell us? [NYT]

Seattle got shutout by Pittsburgh Sunday, but the odd twist is that the Seahawks didn’t turn the ball over. That combination hasn’t happened often. [Pro Football Reference]

Ray Lewis has a kid in high school putting up insane numbers in Florida. [Larry Brown Sports]

Cedric Benson has been suspended for three games; Bernard Scott will be the new Bengals’ RB. [CBS Sports]

Cincinnati 44, NC State 14. Thursday night football has to be better than this. [Enquirer]

Jeff Jacobs hits a homer with, “The Disgusting Stench Of College Athletics.” [Courant]

Any ultimate frisbee fans? With a cameo by … Jenn Sterger. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

Former Penn State lacrosse player now a rising MMA star. [Lacrosse Playground]

“Toddler fired shotgun during mom’s drug deal” [AJC]

Can’t Hardly Wait was on cable last night. This scene cracks me up.

Here’s that LeBron James commercial everyone’s a few people are talking about.

Because you want to see it first!

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