Spend hundreds of millions on players, imbue them with Jose Mourinho’s tactical discipline and you get goals like this: clean, precise and powerful. Messi dabbles on a canvas to create his masterpieces. Real Madrid’s feel forged on an assembly line. Both are beautiful in their own right.
Does not have angelic voice.
“What the hell was y’all doing?”
Belichick wasn’t having that.
My first Christmas gift request.