Peyton Hillis Might Be Engaged, But No Blog Has So Much As A Picture Of Her

Sorry, single ladies. Hot rumor from #Browns locker room: RB Peyton Hillis is engaged.

Of course, there are plenty of male Cleveland fans who have a man-crush on Predator. (Or Thundercock or The Albino Rhino or Run For The Hillis.) It’s no surprise that some lucky lady has finally locked down the Browns’ starting tailback. What is a surprise is that there is no photographic evidence of this alleged minx.

If only Hillis played for the Panthers (Did they retire #40 in Charlotte with William Floyd?) then someone from the Charlotte Observer could dispatch some locals to find the young lass.

[Image = Rex Kramer original]