NLDS Game 1: Cardinals at Halladay
By Tim Ryan
“I heard a quote a long time ago: ‘I came here to bury Caesar, not praise him.’ I think it’s true. We’re all aware of how good the team is. We obviously have respect for what they’ve done and how they’ve played, but you have to be confident going in that you’re going to be able to beat them.”
Heroic. Consider yourself toast, Albert. Now the Cardinals did finish the season 23-8, and that would tend to make me somewhat nervous as a Phillies fan until I realized the ace of the team was busy delivering the poignant words of William Shakespeare to beat reporters. A sweep is inevitable, especially if Red Face Painter guy is in attendance.
Take it away, LiL Louie C: